it would be in your best interest to learn to play golf. it is one of the few sports men and women can play together and actually enjoy themselves. however, there are some emerging foul trends to be aware of:
1. the fupa
LADIES it is NOT OK to tuck your fupa in your long hi
gh waisted shorts and then slap on a belt which draws even more attention to your area. oh and fupas are NOT in, screw golf and hit the gym girlfriend.
2. baldness avec dark facial hair
GENTLEMEN it is NOT OK to be bald and have thick dark facial hair. it is distracting!
3. holy effing hat!
hats are awesome. however, visors are not hats. what is even the purpose of a visor? not cute, visors should be illegal. furthermore, it is NOT OK to wear a fidora... this is simply because it is inappropriate and stupid.
4. pedal pushers!@^!&$@
really? NO
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