MITTY MOO MONDAY!

golfing is hot. especially when you play with 80 year old grandparents

it would be in your best interest to learn to play golf. it is one of the few sports men and women can play together and actually enjoy themselves. however, there are some emerging foul trends to be aware of:

1. the fupa

LADIES it is NOT OK to tuck your fupa in your long hi

gh waisted shorts and then slap on a belt which draws even more attention to your area. oh and fupas are NOT in, screw golf and hit the gym girlfriend.

2. baldness avec dark facial hair

GENTLEMEN it is NOT OK to be bald and have thick dark facial hair. it is distracting!

3. holy effing hat!

hats are awesome. however, visors are not hats. what is even the purpose of a visor? not cute, visors should be illegal. furthermore, it is NOT OK to wear a fidora... this is simply because it is inappropriate and stupid.

4. pedal pushers!@^!&$@

really? NO

karem abdul jabar

so let me give you a brief background on these two hood rats

we have immigrant parents, danielle loves ani drifranco, and michelle does not.

thissss is what our blog is going to consist of

mitty moo mondays 

- mitty moo youtube video. DUH

random hottie tuesdays

-the random celebrities that people have forgotten about, but none the less, still a babe

not okay wednesdays

- people or things that are not okay by any means.

throw back thursday

-the things/people/songs we love some much from the 90s

and now my favorite part...

FUN FACT FRIDAYS!!!

-self explanatory

you'll love it here. 

start the act daddy fuckers

its saturday night and i just just just just  justttt got paid 50 dollas little man. hello world